I’m freaking out right now because of the fact that people in outside of the US don’t have to learn US history. IF THEY DON’T LEARN US HISTORY WHAT DO THEY LEARN ABOUT INSTEAD
Australian history which is useless because it just captain cook found us in 1700s and that’s it until like federation in 1901
I’m 85% sure you just made that up. Sorry to break it to you but Captain Hook isn’t real.
i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf
is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars
NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR
Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.
I keep imagining little Hondas on swing sets
I think the Ravenclaw motto should be caw caw motherfuckers
I vote we change them all
hiss hiss motherfuckers
roar roar motherfuckers
is the one for hufflepuff missing cause they’re too polite to say motherfucker or cause nobody knows what a badger sounds like?
nobody has heard the hufflepuff war cry and survived
i think it’s a good skill being able to go from
hi i like books
hi i like green day
hi, I like your face
We all like your face
We REALLY like your face
We REALLY REALLY like your face.
who DOESN’T like his face?
His face is perfect.
me when writing an essay